Fresh Lenins presents Where the Buffalo Roam: Rum Buffalo + Other Animals

09/04/2020

Morning. We've planned your day, the 9th of April, in the best traditions of Hunter S Thompson routine. No need to thank us. All illegal substances are substituted with RUM for legal reasons.

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 RUM
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 RUM
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 RUM
4:54 RUM
5:05 RUM
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the RUM
5:45 RUM, etc., etc.
6:00 RUM to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting RUM seriously
10:00 drops RUM
11:00 Chartreuse, RUM, RUM
11:30 RUM, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, RUM, RUM, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Rum Buffalo's gig at Rialto theatre.

Rum Buffalo

Combining heavy punk grooves, soulful vocals and epic horn lines, Rum Buffalo have stormed the London music scene with their unique and powerhouse sound. Known for their unforgettable shows, their live performances are packed with massive bass lines and carried by unified horn lines. After a world tour the band jumped into the studio and have spent the past year working on their Debut Album with their first single release coming out next month.

"Surprising, perspiring, inspiring. This and is everything British indie should be" Fred Olafsson, Secret Solstice, Iceland

"Their live performance is exciting and powerful, a true big band with the strength to get everyone dancing" Paul Michelmore, Folk and Honey

Upcoming Performances

Prices:

Box Office

£10 + £1 booking fee

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